Skanda's Likes and Complaints

movie review: ASIANS and MURDER

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:08:58 -0400

i just watched battle royale.

hot damn.

i like asians.

i like murder.*

the movie was great.

bye, y’all.

*this is not self-incriminating

*yes it is…

Great movie though!

Just a short analogy I made up about my life.

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 01:16:59 -0400

When somebody says to me “don’t hold your breath” i tell them “i am a swimmer; its what i do to win the race”

One thing I really want to do before I die.

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 20:16:04 -0400

I want to rewrite an entire stoner album, replacing all marijuana references with math references.

You got your problems. I have my Calculus 3 final tomorrow. Come...

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 15:36:19 -0400

You got your problems. I have my Calculus 3 final tomorrow. Come on and kick me.

An angry message to my generations parents.

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 03:18:00 -0400

Dear Parents of my age group,

You are the reason why your daughter is a whore (in case you were wondering).

Remember back when your children were in middle school and you planned everything for them? Right, that is why everyone in my age group finds dating to be a waste of time. If its not productive don’t do it right? Well everyone wants to have sex - which is normal - but today, people have sex with strangers rather than people they have gotten to know better.

”Today’s college kids are the first generation to have had their entire childhoods scheduled. To them, dating is simply not a productive use of time.” ~ USA Today

I remember back in middle school, when I wanted to do something my parents did not stop me. It was like being independent (but they still payed for my meals). When I spoke to other kids and asked them to do fun stuff or whatever there parents never let them. I thought it was fucked up. Especially parents of girls. You raised your daughter uses her mouth for things it was not intended for.

I hate this generation,
~Skandi

P.S. I love you mom and dad for being better than this screwed up generation.

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what's your plan? Sincerely, not very well thought out

Sun, 31 Jul 2011 18:25:27 -0400

Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what's your plan? Sincerely, not very well thought out:

Duly noted: Keep a knife in your shower.

This looks fucking delicious

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 23:31:44 -0400

This looks fucking delicious

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Sat, 30 Jul 2011 23:22:40 -0400

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Sat, 30 Jul 2011 23:17:24 -0400

Who will you die with?

Sat, 30 Jul 2011 22:58:15 -0400

Who will you die with?

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Sat, 30 Jul 2011 01:08:54 -0400

LOL I HATE PLUGS

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 15:02:32 -0400

LOL I HATE PLUGS

For you Harry Potter fans out there

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:21:08 -0400

For you Harry Potter fans out there

That’s why you lose when the bricks reach the top…

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 14:04:57 -0400

That’s why you lose when the bricks reach the top…

How to make money

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 02:38:00 -0400

I place $20 in a box.

So do you.

Now the box contains $40, and we both know it.

I sell the box to you for $30.

And we both walk away with a $10 profit.

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Wed, 27 Jul 2011 01:45:13 -0400

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7nljFn/www.popsci.com/files/atlanti...

Sun, 24 Jul 2011 21:56:17 -0400

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/7nljFn/www.popsci.com/files/atlantis-iss-plasma-trail-large-1.jpeg

I am a big fan of Freddy Wong. If you get a chance, watch more...

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 02:01:17 -0400

I am a big fan of Freddy Wong. If you get a chance, watch more of his videos!

Lawyers are stupid

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:58:34 -0400

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Tumblr

Fri, 22 Jul 2011 01:50:36 -0400

Hey so I started up this tumblr page because I post allot of stuff on FB and +. I figure why not have a page dedicated to all of the stuff I post?

Things I will post:

Music Videos
Funny images
Stories
Technology reviews
Funny videos
My opinions on stuff