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Lawyers are stupid

ATTORNEY:

Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS:

No.

ATTORNEY:

Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS:

No.

ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS:

No.

ATTORNEY:

So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS:

No.

ATTORNEY:

How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS:

Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY:

But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS:

Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Posted on July 22, 2011