August 2011
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Just a short analogy I made up about my life.
When somebody says to me “don’t hold your breath” i tell them “i am a swimmer; its what i do to win the race”
One thing I really want to do before I die.
I want to rewrite an entire stoner album, replacing all marijuana references with math references.
You got your problems. I have my Calculus 3 final...
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An angry message to my generations parents.
Dear Parents of my age group,
You are the reason why your daughter is a whore (in case you were wondering).
Remember back when your children were in middle school and you planned everything for them? Right, that is why everyone in my age group finds dating to be a waste of time. If its not productive don’t do it right? Well everyone wants to have sex - which is normal - but today, people...