May 2013
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movie review: ASIANS and MURDER
stevenglitter: i just watched battle royale. hot damn. i like asians. i like murder.* the movie was great. bye, y’all. *this is not self-incriminating *yes it is… Great movie though!
May 21st
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August 2011
4 posts
Just a short analogy I made up about my life.
When somebody says to me “don’t hold your breath” i tell them “i am a swimmer; its what i do to win the race”
Aug 10th
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One thing I really want to do before I die.
I want to rewrite an entire stoner album, replacing all marijuana references with math references.  
Aug 3rd
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ListenYou got your problems. I have my Calculus 3 final...
Aug 2nd
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An angry message to my generations parents.
Dear Parents of my age group, You are the reason why your daughter is a whore (in case you were wondering).  Remember back when your children were in middle school and you planned everything for them? Right, that is why everyone in my age group finds dating to be a waste of time.  If its not productive don’t do it right? Well everyone wants to have sex - which is normal - but today, people...
Aug 2nd
July 2011
16 posts
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower... →
Duly noted: Keep a knife in your shower.
Jul 31st
This looks fucking delicious →
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Jul 28th
How to make money
I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you for $30. And we both walk away with a $10 profit.
Jul 27th
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Jul 22nd
Lawyers are stupid
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Jul 22nd
Tumblr
Hey so I started up this tumblr page because I post allot of stuff on FB and +. I figure why not have a page dedicated to all of the stuff I post? Things I will post: Music Videos Funny images Stories Technology reviews Funny videos My opinions on stuff
Jul 22nd
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