movie review: ASIANS and MURDER
stevenglitter: i just watched battle royale. hot damn. i like asians. i like murder.* the movie was great. bye, y’all. *this is not self-incriminating *yes it is… Great movie though!
Just a short analogy I made up about my life.
When somebody says to me “don’t hold your breath” i tell them “i am a swimmer; its what i do to win the race”
One thing I really want to do before I die.
I want to rewrite an entire stoner album, replacing all marijuana references with math references.
You got your problems. I have my Calculus 3 final...
An angry message to my generations parents.
Dear Parents of my age group, You are the reason why your daughter is a whore (in case you were wondering). Remember back when your children were in middle school and you planned everything for them? Right, that is why everyone in my age group finds dating to be a waste of time. If its not productive don’t do it right? Well everyone wants to have sex - which is normal - but today, people...
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower... →
Duly noted: Keep a knife in your shower.
This looks fucking delicious →
How to make money
I place $20 in a box. So do you. Now the box contains $40, and we both know it. I sell the box to you for $30. And we both walk away with a $10 profit.
Lawyers are stupid
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
ATTORNEY Did you check for breathing?
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Hey so I started up this tumblr page because I post allot of stuff on FB and +. I figure why not have a page dedicated to all of the stuff I post? Things I will post: Music Videos Funny images Stories Technology reviews Funny videos My opinions on stuff